Howdy Friendly V
I’m Anthony and I write email copy that increases sales for your business.
Are You Like Busy Bob Below?
Busy Bob is always swamped with work and has NO TIME to manage his emails.
Busy Bob wants to make more money but just does not understand all the kumbaya nonsense and hoo-haa magic required to sell with emails…
So he tried to hire a copywriter and found out he ALSO didn’t have the kumbaya magic to deliver you actual results…
But Busy Bob knows that proper direct response copywriting can increase his business tenfold. But just doesn’t know who to hire.
So if you sound like Busy Bob then I can help you. How?
Here is What I Can Do For You:
- Dramatically increase open rates for your emails (so customers actually read your message.)
- Have people EXCITED every morning to open your
- Make people feel so hot and bothered they NEED to buy your product (and turn them into a lifetime customer.)
- Increase your AOV value for your existing customers with just a simple tweak (and be astounded by the sheer simplicity.)
- Generate QUALITY leads for your products and leave it on autopilot after setting it up (saving you valuable time to invest in your business.)
- Increase the
amountof sales from existing AND new customers (and watch your bank account rise.)
- …And More!
But I don’t need to describe more because this list is more than enough to make enough cash that the price for hiring me will seem like pennies to the Amazon guru Jeff Bezos. (cause I do a pretty damn good job to make people buy)
But Sadly I Am Not Superman So There Are Things I Cannot Do For You:
- Write Advertisement Jingles.
- Manage Your Facebook Campaigns.
- Handle All Your Software (Clickfunnels, Facebook Ads, Google Ads)
- Build Your Email List From Scratch (Might as well make me co-owner of your business)
So I Have A Simple 3 Step Profit Making Formula For You:
Step 1: A Friendly Chat To See What’s Up
This is where I need you to give me a quick and dirty rundown of your business. I need to know exactly what your business is and your current strategy so I can start making a plan to help make you more moolah.
I might ask you:
- What’s Your Name?
- How Are You Today?
- Is your offer TRULY what your customers want?
- Why are your email subscribers NOT buying from your list?
- Who are your competitors and why are they choosing them over you?
- What exactly do you need help with? And will that actually help improve your business?
I can craft godlike emails for you but if that’s not what you REALLY need right now, then we might as well flush that text down the toilet.
You need a SOLID marketing strategy plan along with eye-catching emails if you want to make more sales. They go hand by hand. One can’t exist without the other.
Not using one of them is like trying to ride a bicycle with one wheel. It’s not impossible perhaps, but it’s FREAKIN DIFFICULT and you are making it incredibly harder for yourself.
Step 2: Launch Your Email Campaigns Into The Wild
At one point I will have to send out these emails to your customers.
And that point is when I have done enough research to finally UNDERSTAND the audience to make them STOP whatever they are doing like a deer in headlights and open your email.
AND THEN they read the actual email like a greased slide until they click on your link.
You can rest easy with your email software as I’ll do all those complicated segmentations and email timings for ya.
Step 3: Testing and Optimizing Your Emails (Where The Real Money Is Made)
This is when we get back the results from the initial email campaigns and analyze the data.
Unfortunately, our journey doesn’t stop there for your thirst for more moolah.
We gotta test test test. And then test some more. And once you think we are done testing, I throw another sneaky test that improves your conversion rate by another .1% (and you will never see it coming.)
But I never test blindly. Ohhhh no. That’s what rookies do and I ain’t one of them anymore.
Once we get the initial results from the initial email campaign and analyzed the data, I then make informed decisions on what to test next.
This is when I start to ask questions to myself like:
- What was the most opened headline?
- Which copy had the most clickthrough links?
- How should I change the copy to have better results?
- Is there something on your landing page that isn’t working?
- Maybe a different email segment would be more profitable?
- Is this a quality email list?
- How hot are the buyers right now?
- Do you have a good relationship with your email list?
- Does this product or offer actually respond to what the people need?
And then rinse and repeat.
Frequently Asked Questions
Do you write anything besides emails?
I mainly specialize in email campaigns and other forms of direct-response writing (landing pages, FB ads, Google Ads, etc.)
I may or may not handle your email software (I’m most familiar with Klaviyo and MailChimp).
Do I need to upload your copy to my email software?
Nope. I do all of this for you. Just give me access to your email software and I’ll quickly pop it in your campaigns so you don’t have to worry about anything.
What kinds of results can I expect?
This honestly depends on too many variables like do you have the right product for the right audience, how big is your audience, do you get along well with your customers, etc.
Copywriting is just only one part of the equation and that is why you also need a solid marketing strategy if you want your business to succeed.
Copywriting is just one part of the equation (and necessary) to have a profitable business.
When will I be invoiced?
When I know you are fully 100% on board with this project I’ll send you an invoice for a deposit (most likely PayPal) so I can add you to my calendar.
How do you prefer to be paid?
Either in monthly royalties or by projects with 50% upfront as I have done with all my previous clients.
Let me know if this is a problem right away and we can discuss to see what works for the both of us.
How will I get updates on my project(s)?
Email, phone, however you want. It will just be a quick summary detailing:
– What was completed the prior week
– Our goals for the upcoming week
– What, if anything, I need from you
Here are what some people had to say from me from various job boards like Upwork.
Guitar Blog Articles “Anthony is one of the best writers I’ve worked with. The price is amazing, the TAT is fast and communication is great. I will definitely work with him again!” – Makar (Cult of Copy Job Board)
Social Media Development Campaign “Anthony did excellent work for my company. He is skilled and provided
Book Review Writer “Anthony was completely thorough and completed the job extremely quickly which was great! Thank you and would definitely recommend.” – P.B.
Social Media “Anthony was great! Fast, professional – very responsive to my messages! He’s excellent at making a deadline and very easy to communicate with! This guy is definitely a self-starter – he doesn’t need to be micromanaged! Highly recommended!” – Karianne
Let’s Start A Project Together!
It’s simple! Just email me at Anthony (at) anthonynebel.com to get started!
P.S. If you like we can just have a regular chat if you would like to discuss your marketing strategy with me to help your business (Don’t worry I am not THAT scary on the phone.) Just email me at