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Hey there,

Sooo… there’s a bit of a problem and we might’ve bought a bit too many filter pipette tips (more like 1,919,999 extra pipette tips…)

Anyway… they are literally just staring at our faces every single day at our warehouses laughing and taunting us for our mistake…

Well, it wasn’t really our mistake… (and you can be the judge of that…)

So what happened was that back in September we ordered a ton of pipette tips (specifically the PTF-GS-1250) because we are truly, incredibly passionate about pipette tips…

…And the other (probably more legit) reason was that we saw a huge demand for it with scientists and researchers.

We were promised… even guaranteed… to get it within 21 days.

But… after 21 days… instead of getting our order that was promised…

We got a measly 50 cases of filtered pipettes tips.

In other words, the factory lied to us.

And it wasn’t until this March (a whopping 6 months later…) where they decided to just send everything at once…

Making us go from a functional, healthy warehouse to a dysfunctional, chaotic storage room where our workers are currently doing backstrokes in manual filter pipette tips training to be like Michael Phelps for the upcoming Olympics.

So that’s the reason why we are having a never-before-seen file sale on these filtered manual pipette tips with a 40% discount on the PTF-GS-1250 for $85 (originally priced $143.)

We haven’t seen our competitors drop this price this low ever for their lowest sale.

And, frankly, with a price this low we can’t guarantee that our stock (and even our price) will last forever.

That’s why if you need to replenish your filter pipette tips, you should do so right away.

Also, if you have any questions, you can always reply back to this email so we can help you as soon as possible.

Cheers,

David Yazdi

CEO of Filtrous

ps – Because of certain circumstances, we are now selling the filtered manual pipette tips at 40% off for $85 here (which was originally $143). So get it now before we run out of stock on this never-before-seen (in this entire industry) deal.

pps – The reason why it’s at 1,919,999 filtered pipettes tips instead of an even number like 1,920,000 is that I might’ve accidentally “borrowed” one… (Shh, don’t tell my boss about it…)

ppps – the workers are for real telling me that they see more results swimming in filtered pipettes in the past few weeks than hitting the gym every day. Maybe I should investigate this more…